Sunday, July 09, 2006

159/365 Jokes Exchanged with the Tackleshop Owner in a Pub by the Spey in 1997

His: Why’s a woman like a hurricane? She comes in wet and wild, and when she leaves, she takes the house and the car. Mine: What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheepherder? The sheepherder says, Hey McCloud, get offa my ewe!

3 Comments:

Blogger Sewa Yoleme said...

What is it with Scotsmen and their sheep? According to comedian Billy Connolley, the rule of thumb in Scotland is, if you're going to shag a sheep, take it to the edge of a cliff so it pushes back better.

July 09, 2006 8:17 AM  
Blogger Deloney said...

Ha!

July 09, 2006 9:05 AM  
Blogger Indigo Bunting said...

Thanks, all, for comments. JHK: Love yours too. I know there are great reasons for not allowing comments, but I often wish I had opportunity to do so on yours...

July 10, 2006 6:50 AM  

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