159/365 Jokes Exchanged with the Tackleshop Owner in a Pub by the Spey in 1997

His: Why’s a woman like a hurricane? She comes in wet and wild, and when she leaves, she takes the house and the car. Mine: What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheepherder? The sheepherder says, Hey McCloud, get offa my ewe!