347/365 Stuart
It’s like I’ve had my accountant bronzed. He’s moved past potential snowbird to full-time southern status, still spending some northerly weeks servicing his loyal Vermont clientele. Should I trust such a happy guy—sporting a new, almost-spiky haircut and deepening tan—with my money?
posted by Indigo Bunting at 8:23 AM
9 Comments:
Ohhhh - I'd be wary if I were you! (I picture that guy who builds houses on the ABC television show before Desperate Housewives.)
Tell him it looks like he got caught in some horrible toaster oven accident.
I like Sewa Yoleme's suggestion. And remember--Florida is the money-laundering capital of the world after Switzerland. (Well, I made that up. But it could be true.)
Luckily, he's only as far south as a Carolina, so perhaps he's OK. And he's been my accountant for a dozen years (and is significantly older than that guy who builds houses before DH!), so I do trust him, but hey...he's so happy!
P.S. Sewa Yoleme lives in Florida. Hmmmm.
IB: All the more reason for you to send lots of money. I'll invest it for you in the most ingenious ways!
The check is in the mail.
I'm always deeply suspicious of tanned people ... happy is good though!
Good question. I'd keep an eye on the type of car he's driving. If it changes from a Corolla to, say, an Aston Martin, I'd start to worry.
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